‘Grok friend John Hawkins has lost his marbles – why, just LOOK at his latest Townhall column: The Top 5 Ways The Tea Partiers Are Ruining America
If it wasn’t for those darn Tea Partiers, we’d already be in Obamatopia with unicorn-powered cars and an economy driven to new heights by unity, hope, and most importantly, THE POWER OF LOVE. Why, oh why, do those Tea Partiers want to ruin all that? Why can’t they be more agreeable and civilized — like Meghan McCain or David Frum?
Worse yet, their numbers seem to be growing. According to Gallup, there are now as many people who consider themselves to be Tea Partiers as there are people who consider themselves to be liberals. Obviously there can be only one reason for that: the incredible, pro-conservative bias of the American press. Well, never fear, friends — for today you will read the truth spoken to power! Feel free to pat me on the back for my stunning courage at any time.
1) The Tea Partiers Lost America’s AAA Credit Rating. Sure, the Tea Partiers may have supported the Ryan Plan and Cut, Cap, and Balance, both of which would have preserved America’s AAA credit rating, but what we’ve just experienced is a “Tea Party downgrade.”…
2) The Tea Partiers Are Extremely Radical. …They actually want to stick to the Constitution and balance the budget! What kind of crazy talk is that? Need I remind you…
3) The Tea Partiers’ Patriotism Is Appalling. How do people keep from retching when they hear these speakers talking about the Founding Fathers and encouraging crowds of American flag-waving Tea Partiers to keep the American Dream alive?
4) The Tea Partiers Use Violent Rhetoric. …It’s "cut" this, "target" that, "job killing," "liberty or death," "Don’t Tread of me!" Obviously, when we’re dealing with hostage-taking, fascistic terrorists who want to dynamite the American political system…
5) The Tea Partiers Are Diehard Racists! Obviously, Tea Partiers are hardcore racists — like members of the KKK – well, other than Robert Byrd, bless his soul….Well, well….the Tea Partiers are racist…BECAUSE!
Heh! Go RTWT
