The result of Democrats creating tax policies…

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THIS SHOULD BE REQUIRED READING FOR EVERYONE OF VOTING/WORKING AGE . . . 

Bar Stool  Economics  

 

Suppose that every  day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they  paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: 
 
The first four men  (the poorest) would d pay nothing.
The fifth would  pay $1.
The sixth would  pay $3.
The seventh would  pay $7.
The eighth would  pay $12.
The ninth would  pay $18.
The tenth man (the  richest) would pay $59.
 
So, that’s what  they decided to do.  The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed  quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.  ‘Since you are all such good customers, he said, ‘I’m going to reduce the cost  of your daily beer by $20. Drinks for the ten now cost just $80. 
 
The group still  wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes so the first four men were  unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men  – the paying customers?How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone  would get his ‘fair share?’ They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33.  But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the  sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer. So, the bar owner  suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same  amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.
 
And so (after the jump – bad things happen): 


The fifth man,  like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings). 
The sixth now paid  $2 instead of $3 (33%savings).
The seventh now  pay $5 instead of $7 (28%savings).
The eighth now  paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid  $14 instead of $18 (22% savings).
The tenth now paid  $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
 
Each of the six  was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free.  But once outside the restaurant, the men began to compare their savings. 
 
‘I only got a  dollar out of the $20,’declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man,’  but he got $10!’
 
‘Yeah, that’s  right,’ exclaimed the fifth man. ‘ I only saved a dollar, too. It’s unfair that  he got ten times more than I!’
 
‘That’s true!!’  shouted the seventh man. ‘Why should he get $10 back when I got only two? The  wealthy get all the breaks!’
 
‘Wait a minute,’  yelled the first four men in unison. ‘We didn’t get anything at all. The  system exploits the poor!’
 
The nine men  surrounded the tenth and beat him up.
 
The next night the  tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had beers  without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something  important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half  of the bill!
 
And  that, boys and girls, journalists and college professors, is how our tax  system works. The people who pay the highest taxes get the most benefit from a  tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just  may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas where the  atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.
 
David R.  Kamerschen, Ph.D.
Professor of  Economics, University of Georgia

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