A husband and wife "appearing" together is only news if it’s Bonnie & Clyde, Charles & Diana, or Bill & Hillary. Such is the life of crooks & royal elitists. Who else could cause the AP to offer up a headline that reads "Clintons make rare appearance together"? Call me old-fashioned, but it just flies in the face of what I believe one finds in a "normal" marriage. Be that as it may, that isn’t the only part of the March 19th story by AP writer Beth Fouhy that caught my attention.
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No, what really grabbed me was the laundry list of promised new government control of our daily lives:
if elected president, including universal health care, preschool for every child, and making college more affordable.
"And a VolksVagon for every verker in der Fatherland!" (oops, me bad!)
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And then there’s this gem from the piece, a two-fer, if you will, for the American people– a solution to the energy crisis and a way to beat our enemies once and for all:
She also pledged to promote energy independence and drew laughs from the crowd when she described replacing ordinary light bulbs with energy-efficient models and shutting off lights to conserve power."I turn off a light and say, ‘Take that, Iran,’ and ‘Take that, Venezuela.’ We should not be sending our money to people who are not going to support our values," she said.
Sure, that’ll learn ’em! Missile defense? Diplomacy? Nah. Just do what your mother always nagged you about: "Turn off the lights, Junior!" I guess this proves again why George Bush is such a dope. It’s so easy, and yet he refuses to just do it. Instead he chooses war.