Clucker Commission Calls for “You Ain’t Eating Me or My Eggs” Strike
Henry Eyesore: Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your trusty reporter Henry Eyesore, together with Timothy Hasno Bottoms and Jelly Molly.
We are bringing this report to you, live from the California refugee’s chicken coop.
Through our highly suspect sources, we believe that the Clucker Commission- made-up of seven very attractive but rather grumpy layer hens- have begun an investigation into the date, time, and place for the Democrats/DSA’s (Governor Newsom announced that the two groups have merged and that the DSA now is the dominant force in the Democrat party) planned “ color revolution”. The Clucker commission knows its coming- just not when.
Tim: Henry, to help out, we have made contact with the local delivery man who delivers the raw food to the cluckers. It consists of 6 bags of organic corn, peas barley, wheat, oats and mealworms. He comes every two months or so. He has had numerous conversations with these insightful layers and has agreed to (anonymously) repeat what they told him.
Here is what Tom (not his real name) said
Tom : “The ladies feel strongly that this color revolution will come, but not until the election results come in. The ladies say that the color revolution people plan to rig the election, cheat as they have never done, make the cheating obvious and solicit a “Cloward and Picken “response to a planned, fomented, crisis.
Tim : Tom?… I realize these layers are pretty sophisticated …what the hell is a “Cloward and Pickens” response.
Tom: Cloward and Pickens were two professors at some college. They studied crisis. They found a pattern. A crisis would occur. The government would suffer a loss. Studies would be done. Changes would be made to fix whatever led to the crisis. Cloward and Pickens thought that if this was the pattern, then why not use the pattern to foment revolution…How? Instead of waiting for a crisis, they would create one.
Professionals in more modern times added to the template (color revolutions) and added several steps:
1. Groom protesters to respond with violent protests that burn, destroy and disable the society at large so that it stops functioning.
2. Hire professionals to foment and direct the crisis.
3. Use social media to do both grooming and directing. Take action to foment the crisis and then flood the streets with protesters, who in turn tear down the government until it surrenders …all controlled by directions and “influencing” thru social media.
4. Once society has been shocked by the storm troopers, demand surrender. No negotiations. No compromises. Let the government representatives know that if they surrender, they will be made rich or be killed if they resist.
5. Call upon fellow protesters in other countries to flood the zone to advance the revolution and destroy the opposition. Open the borders to bring in those who owe no allegiance to the USA Government and use them to replace the local citizens such that their opposition, or potential opposition, is gutted and neutralized, made powerless.
6. Confiscate all assets of the existing government’, businesses, individuals and allocate to the revolutionaries’ thereby cementing their loyalty and ridding the revolution of those who resist.
This technique has been used in many regime change revolutions fomented by the ruling oligarchy and their supporters.
Many folks believe that the CIA developed the template for these color revolutions. Many folks believe they are behind each of the color revolutions. Others feel that certain NGO’s run the show, or at least they assist, fund, participate in, and celebrate the various revolutions. Whoever is behind them, they have been very successful, having successfully completed the rose revolution on Georgia, the orange revolution in Ukraine, velvet revolution in Armenia and many more.
Over time, they have used these various revolutions to see what works and what does not and having honed their skill, have now decided to bring their professional expertise to the USA.
Some folks think that what is going on in France, Brazil, George flood riots are indicative of what will soon happen here. With wealthy donors sponsoring the entire event, professionals fully funded, backed up by paid rank-and-file workers, will utilize their skills as influencers on social media to foment riots and chaos. In the grand style of Cloward and Pickens, they will foment a crisis, sell the crisis to the useless idiots they have groomed, and flood the streets with riots, violence, and aggressive assaults upon Government and businesses. They will strike fear into the citizenry and shut down the society pending surrender of the Governing bodies.
Tim : “So, Tom, not to be a skeptic but how the hell would a bunch of chickens know about all this stuff.”
Tom : “They watched the ED Markey interview (he admitted to most of what is above stated); the Gavin Newsom interview (he admitted that the DSA has become the dominant force in the democrat party); the secreted tapes of the DSA ruling elite (they clearly called for the overthrow of the United Stated Government, the abolition of the Constitution, and with it the Supreme Court and Congress. Plus, they will re-open the borders and flood the land with immigrants so that the MAGA folks lose their country -forever- as they will be outnumbered horribly by immigrants who vote for the one world order.)
Lastly, they just read the published report from DATA REPUBLICAN, DOCUMENTING WITH VIDEO, ZOOM MEETINGS, AND EMAILS THAT THERE EXIST A GROUP OF INDIVIDUALS, RETIRED FROM USAID, THE US MILITARY AND OTHER FIRED, BUT WOKE FEDERAL WORKERS WHO ARE PLANNING THIS ENTIRE COUP. AND JUST WAITING FOR THE CLOWARD AND PICKENS MOMENT. The internet is filled with the coup that is now being planned.
Protesters, both paid and groomed, are being staged as we speak. Influencers on social media are massively mobilizing the groomed into a coup frenzy, calling upon the “good“ Americans to save democracy by overthrowing the established republic. And abolish the Constitution as being the white power structures institution of white oppression.”
Tim: “Wow, thanks, Tom. I don’t see any data backing you up. I will take a look at some of the materials referenced, but it’s hard to believe all this is going on. Mind if I talk to the ladies and learn exactly what they are afraid of?”
Tom: “Go ahead. Just trying to help out.”
Tim: “Henrietta, I’m told that you are the head Clucker for the Clucker Commission. Can you confirm that you are going on strike to protest the color revolution that you believe is imminent?”
Henrietta: “Cluck yea!”
Tim: “There you have it, Henry… right from the chickens own beak. They do plan on going on strike and in fact their strike has already commenced: they will not be feeding any of these traitors. They are making up signs that say
“My body, my choice “
Henry: “There you have it, folks! We strive to bring you the most important breaking news on the planet. We think we have done so. Until next time, two thoughts:
1. Chickens are stupid-but even they could figure out what’s coming;
2. Most people are not as smart as the chickens.
3. When the useless idiots that will enable this color revolution respond to their grooming and vote for Goodlander and Pappas, tell them to eat horsemeat cause they ain’t getting no chicken
Disclaimer: any resemblance to truth is denied. This story I made up to entertain my chickens.
