‘But I “FEEL” Black’….so get out of his face ’cause he’s just a malleable kinda guy

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Warner Todd-Huston‘Grok friend Warner Todd-Huston has a giggly post snarking out on all the of Left’s complete dismissal of what people really are but otherwise believing they are something they are not (a good contemporary example being Bruce Jenner) or those precious snowflakes that seem to want to be whatever they wake up being – burly man today and delicate flower tomorrow:

First of all let me say that this isn’t an easy decision and I hope that everyone will support me in my time of need. That being said, I want to admit that growing up I always felt different from everyone else around me. Things always seemed so colorless to me and I was always aware that I felt darker than other boys. Now, at long last, I must admit the truth. I must stop living a lie. I must come out and admit that I was born an African American.

Oh, sure, I “look” white. But so what? I have always felt black and now I wish to publicly embrace my inner African American.

Does this sound absurd to you? Is it wrong that a 50-some-year-old white man is suddenly claiming that he’s always “felt black”?

I’ve known Warner for years now – and one thing is sure, he’s gonna need a whole lotta help for this transition!  Of course, there will be some of you H8ters out there that are also gonna need a whole lotta help getting over this.  Cultural appropriation, you say!  Racist, you say! To which I give that old time, hackneyed, tired, worn out, overly simplistic, Political Correctness knee-jerk reaction: “Who are you to judge” my middle aged, pure white bread, middle class phrase turner friend? Have you walked a mile in his shoes or worn his fedora?  Have you ever had to take care of that monstrous John Bolton mustache to make it just so?

NO YOU HAVE NOT.  So how DARE you criticize this pale faced boy wanting to change – can’t you all see he’s black?  C’mon now…

Go read the rest.

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  • Skip

    Co-founder of GraniteGrok, my concern is around Individual Liberty and Freedom and how the Government is taking that away. As an evangelical Christian and Conservative with small "L" libertarian leanings, my fight is with Progressives forcing a collectivized, secular humanistic future upon us. As a TEA Party activist, citizen journalist, and pundit!, my goal is to use the New Media to advance the radical notions of America's Founders back into our culture.

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