The Centers for Democrat Control and Perversion (CDC) issued guidance after Joe “Fell Here” Biden announced that Monkeypox was a national health emergency. I think he meant donkeypox, but one informs the other; the CDC is telling “Americans” to masturbate.
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Ruling-Class Media-Scold Suspended For “Giving Himself a Hand” During a Zoom Meeting
Zoom meetings are well, zoom meetings. Sometimes they can drag on. You get distracted. If you are left-Wing media scold, Jeffrey Toobin, you decide it’s a good time to ‘Badger the Witness.’ Okay, I’m not sure what an uptight stooge like Toobin calls it, but he got caught pleasuring himself.
Should Your Public School Be Teaching Sexual Intimacy?
Diane Schneider fired the money shot heard ’round the world’ when she asked how we can teach sex education (in public schools) without terms such as orgasm, oral sex, and masturbation.