For years the caretakers at Glacier National Park in Montana have been peddling a lie. Signs around the park, literature, and even video presentations told visitors their glaciers were rapidly melting. One large display said, ‘Gone by 2020.’ The Glaciers had other ideas.
You don’t have enough absurd things in your political tool chest so we’re here to help. Did you know that White-Tower feminists are researching the gender of glaciers? As in the sex of glaciers. No, I’m not kidding.