The Climate Cult’s entirely faith-based dogma, which includes the computer model Psalms, Book of Algore, and the Hockey Stick Scriptures of Mann (from which Mann Made Global Warming is derived). It fits the framework of a mythology (in every spiritual sense). Nothing about it has to be right because belief is based on faith, and the faith is irrefutable.
Refutatory evidence is just more proof of the paradoxical nature of divine will. The prophets are as flawed as we are, and their words must be plumbed for the revealed truths which, never proven right, are still the only path to environmental heaven (which looks suspiciously like a Marxist dictatorship).
The gold standard of stupid was when they all got out their pre-prepared note cards and announced that children would not know what snow is. Since then, their children have seen snow, as have people in places where it rarely falls. The Climate Mullahs announced that this was, in fact, proof of their faith. So, too, are fewer tornadoes, normal rainfall, and more or less of everything or any event along the historical mean.
Add to this the fact that the same people who laugh and joke about the rubes of faith and how the Bible’s history begins roughly four thousand years before the common era, their religion relies on scriptures from the satellite era, a scant fifty years of climate history out of four billion.
The cult has also insisted for years that the boiling oceans (that aren’t) would result in catastrophic hurricanes that would devastate the American landscape. So far, total cyclonic energy has ignored them, and while they finally guessed the number of named storms right, not a single one made US landfall in 2025.
One post-tropical storm caused flooding in Texas, which the devout promised us was Gaia’s retaliation because the kids who drowned probably had parents who voted for Trump.
I’d say they are the band that played on while the Titanic sank, but this ship isn’t sinking. Do not worry or fret. Have faith. Someone will try to convince us that after decades of promising more hurricane landfalls because of Climate Change, they will tell us, straight-faced, that none is proof as well.
