Whether you call them elites, the ruling class, Globalists, the political class, or just an appropriately derogatory euphemism (that place where the feces come out, as an example), they all share a common Marxist thread—naming things what they are not. Men aren’t women. Diversity and inclusion offices divide and exclude. The Inflation Reduction Act worsened inflation, and “Build Back Better” built Proglodyte political infrastructure at the expense of America. Oh, and Planned Parenthood is about preventing it. You get the idea.
On those rare occasions when one of their things gets taken out (like ACORN), they rename, rebrand, and re-fund. ”IT”, for lack of a better word, transitions. DEI offices on college campuses, which are little more than racist, inclusive hate groups, have found themselves under attack in various states. Marxists like them, so they’ve been evolving. Yes, a few campuses have announced the enclosure of their DEI offices and the shedding of staff, but I doubt they’ve given up on the project. Other schools have attempted to be more crafty.
Last December, Kent State University (started?) a trend. With its insidious DEI programs under threat, it tried to hide them and rename it. “The new division, established in September, merged the Human Resources department and the Diversity, Equity and Inclusion offices.” Several other Schools have taken the hint.
Michigan Technological University has rebranded its diversity office, the latest in a trend of schools renaming their Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion (DEI).
The school’s Office of Diversity and Inclusion will now be known as “Engagement and Belonging,” the school announced on its website.
Legislation targeting the offices and their practices by name gets sidestepped by rebranding or incorporation into existing offices, the way the CIA hides inside the US State Department. Colleges can continue to run their ideological ops against America, and by embedding them in bureaucratic corners like ‘Human Resources,’ untangling them becomes more trouble than most legislators are prepared to shoulder. That got me thinking.
The Federal Bureau of Investigation, despite all the glowing television programs lauding its mission and integrity, is a corrupt, captured bag man for the ruling class. We can debate whether it has ever served any other purpose, but it clearly has an image problem. Anecdotally, at least half the country doesn’t trust it while expecting them to show up for a visit at 5 am any day now. The offense could be a meme or something more insidious ( I tried Ivermectin, and it worked!), but it is an image akin to the Stasi or Russian secret police and growing like barnacles on an abandoned barge. The FBI might benefit from rebranding.
While the traditional course would be to choose something that hides their true nature, I was thinking they should go the other way. Honesty, after all, has its merits, and people are often willing to put up with a devil they know, especially when that devil is so good at making them more afraid of what they don’t.
How about FBSE? The Federal Bureau of Selective Enforcement. FBID. The Federal Bureau of Indefinite Detention. FBE? Federal Bureau of Entrapment. We could combine a few. FBEID would combine entrapment and indefinite detention. We could leave it as is and change the words attached to the acronym. F**king Bad Investigators. I think KGB is also available.
Feel free to let your imagination run wild, not just toward the ones we’ve already seen. Be creative. Just remember that this is all being surveilled, and while thousands of decent rank-and-file agents aren’t the problem, they take orders from leadership and don’t bring coffee and donuts when they knock on the door at 5 am.
