Stephen Colbert is popular with COVID. COVID loves him. He’s had it at least three times, the most recent of which has cost him another week on the air—no shows while he recovers, which makes me wonder. Perhaps COVID loves Colbert becasue it hates his program, and it is doing us a solid.
A message from Stephen:
Sorry to say, per doctor’s orders, I’m going to be out for the rest of the week. Resting up so that I can deliver the hand crafted, artisanal talk show that we so enjoy serving you. In the meantime, a heady blend of Paxlovid and onions in my socks (thank… pic.twitter.com/7ZHyK7fNit— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) October 18, 2023
It would be a lot safer if he put the Paxlovid in his socks. It is the Pfizer Drug to treat COVID because the Pfizer drug you got made you more susceptible to it. The Pfeds bought millions of doses, and you could get them without a prescription at almost any pharmacy, which is so backward. We tried to pass a law in NH allowing that for Ivermectin, but it got vetoed by the governor. Safe, affordable Ivermectin is a no, but not so safe Paxlovid flies off the pharmacy shelf without a sound from the same guy.
And Paxlovid doesn’t even work, nor was it officially approved as a COVID treatment until May of 2023, long after Pfizer had cashed the checks. And only if you meant “treat” the way COVID loves Stephen Colbert. Paxlovid COVID rebound. Colbert COVID Rebound. And the Colbert post-COVID show Rebound. They all keep coming back.
Here’s COVID Colbert’s embarrassing vaccine propaganda.