High School Puts the ‘Queen’ Back In Homecoming

by
Steve MacDonald

Given the direction of the culture, the next queen of England will probably be a man. Don’t scoff, it’s true. Until their foreign invaders take over, there is little to stop that trajectory; after all, the monarchy is just one more institution the communists need to undermine. Meanwhile, back in the colonies …

 

Oak Park High School students in Kansas City, Missouri just got sent a message loud and clear: boys are just better at things than girls are. Even at being a girl. Tristan Young, a male student who identifies as a female, was crowned the homecoming queen this week. He beat out four lovely female candidates because actually identifying as the gender that you are is like, sooo 2010.

It makes sense these days. A male dressed as a female (a transvestite) is colloquially referred to as a queen or drag queen. Who better to pick as your queen than a queen?

The students had four actual ladies (who never had a penis of their own) from which to choose, but they picked the guy because being the queen comes with a lot of responsibility so those big holders will help.

Actually, I suspect the majority was swayed by how it might feel if anyone found out they didn’t vote for the dude. What might the cultural Stasi do to you? There are plenty of examples of how non-conformists are treated. Wander off the plantation, and you get socially hobbled. Or was it a too many other choices thing? Had there been but one other girl to choose, she might have had a chance, the way the RGA pushed too many Republican governors into the ring to challenge Trump, and now they’ve bolloxed their scheme. Haley’s not winning South Carolina, Christie is not winning New Jersey, and even Ron DeSantis might not win Florida.

Somebody screwed up. Is that place run by teenagers or something?

Actual teenagers have to deal with being blamed for slavery, labeled as systemically racist and colonialist, and now they have to come home to a guy in a dress as your queen, or else!

It’s the new #MeToo stereotype—where women get screwed by men against their will, but this time by majority vote.

 

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  • Steve MacDonald

    Steve is a long-time New Hampshire resident, blogger, and a member of the Board of directors of The 603 Alliance. He is the owner of Grok Media LLC and the Managing Editor of GraniteGrok.com, a former board member of the Republican Liberty Caucus of New Hampshire, and a past contributor to the Franklin Center for Public Policy.

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