Have you seen the ‘Ads’ for the latest COVID pulp fiction paperback thriller? In this installment, the goddess of discord and strife, Eris, code name EG.5, takes control of the headlines of your favorite government-run information portal, pretending to be unbiased media.
It’s the latest variant which is strange because everything they have to say sounds the same.
Politico says, “Although hospitalizations from the coronavirus have risen slightly over the summer in the US, the Biden administration has continued to express optimism about beating the pandemic.”
That’s odd. I thought the pandemic was over.
USA Today writes, “Eris has already surpassed Arcturus in the US, becoming the most prevalent variant in the two-week period ending on August 5, with 17.3% of cases, according to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC).”
As if 17.3 percent means any more than 98.5 percent did the first time they played this broken record.
Live Science adds, “All four of these subvariants belong to the broader XBB lineage, which will serve as the target of the new COVID-19 boosters coming this fall.”
And now we know why the media cares. They’re brought to you by Pfizer or would like to be, so they are peddling the latest bottle of piss as an essential part of your pharmacological diet—the latest cure for declining “sales” from the fiscal line of COVID injection treatment variants.
Boosting revenues!
The same cures that are responsible for cases of flu in the summer in the first place.
Remember when we didn’t get flu in the summertime? Those were the days. Carefree, fancy-free. The public health industrial complex scared us with mosquito-borne illness, tick bites, and drowning. Encephalitis. Lyme. And we’ve still got those, but they’re not as attractive as Eris, whose increase in cases is based on – at least in theory – people locked down (trapped inside) by the heat or the rain.
That’s interesting. People forced to stay inside have effected more cases of covid.
So what are the symptoms, aside from a decline in booster uptake and what Off Guardian observed as the sudden August cooling in the UK that ended all that warming hysteria?
- Runny or stuffy nose
- Headache
- Fatigue
- Sneezing
- Sore throat
- Coughing
- Changes to sense of smell
Or perhaps it’s not COVID. As it turns out, these are the symptoms of many things. The flu, the common cold, Lyme, HIV, Meningitis, adenovirus, pneumonia, carbon monoxide poisoning, Sepsis, blood cancer, Mononucleosis, cat scratch fever, Babesiosis, Rocky Mountain Spotted Fever, Strep Throat, Bronchitis, RSV, and let’s not forget Flu and COVID vaccines.
So get tested with the test that tests for COVID and then stay home, which was how you got it. Be sure to wear an N95 mask (yes, they’re serious). And stay up to date on your boosters. Compromising your immune system is critical to job creation in the Biden economy—everyone from the test makers to the jab givers to the caretakers and gravediggers.
It’s a little like broken windows theory, except they are breaking people on purpose as a matter of policy and not doing anything about that crime.
