If you are looking for a comprehensive list of slurs for white people, Auburn University just did you a solid. “…[S]tudents recently circulated a seven-page document that compiled a list of over 250 racial slurs toward White people.”
The document was sent in a GroupMe chat called “AU Student Connect,” used by students at Auburn University.
Screenshots of the group chat obtained by Campus Reform showed students using the document, titled “Creaker Names,” to ridicule and mock White people by highlighting insults from the list.
“Milk Monkies gone always make me laugh,” a student said.
“My favorite is the vanilla villager,” said another.
One student suggested using the names “on command” if provoked.
The list was not circulated by the AU Black Student Union, by the way, so if you see that out there in the wide webby world, it’s not correct (and probably racist). As for the content, I’m not sure which ones I like best. Bleach Demons sounds like an alternative rock band. Cheese skins could be Packers fans. I like no-purpose flour and mayosapiens (who doesn’t like mayonnaise?). Palm-coloured Patricks has a nice cadence, but rice rascals? That sounds anti-Asian, not anti-caucasian.
Anyway, I’m not the least bit offended or triggered or any of that. In fact, for the good of human history, and in case someone gets #woke and has the list pulled down, I have copied it below. Free speech and all that.
Let us know if you identify with any of these terms [language warning] or have any favorites and a reminder. I suppose you could let us know if you are offended, but no racial slurs, please, with the understanding that nothing on this list offends me. More than a few don’t even make sense. There are also words in these “phrases” that will get auto-flagged for moderation, and the comment will not publish.
Maybe stay away from those, too.
Mermaids maniacs 🤘🏾
Plantation barbies 🤘🏾
vanilla vulture
rice rascals
milk cricket
People of colonial complexion
cheese skins
bleach demons
flour monster
discharge doggie
saltine cracker
sour cream salamanders
cave dweller
cracker
mutations
yeast maggots
snow pigs
milky munchers
yeast yeti
no purpose flour
iphone on light mode
iron golem
plaster people
dandruff flake
salt shaker
chalk child
toilet paper roll
sour milk
snow possum
palm coloured ones
sour milk
blue cheese demon
lice lieutenant
coke rabbits
dust mites
snow roaches
Christopher Columbus stans (idk if this was added)
plaster demons
oreo filling
chalk dust
unedited google document
unseasoned chicken
colonizer
pale lice
cotton ball
unedited google doc
albino ape
unseasoned urchins
flour bags
pasty parrots
failed abortions
semen skinned
mayosapiens
dandruff dalmations
Powder patch kids
Mayo militia
Styrofoam
Vanilla Gorilla
Spiceless girls(LMAOOO)
string cheese
ranch raccoon
Mayo Mutations
the uncolored
Gmo people
Aliens
the bright people
pale sailors
clear folk
snow geckos
dandruff dalmations
Soggy Toilet paper sheets
Cocaine Chameleons
rice krispies
Mayo monkeys
Plain paper
The Cold Ones
porridge
Cumstains
Sour Cream Citizen
light mode leeches
Klu Klux Karen
Green gremlins
Bleach demons
Snow blenders
Walking corpse
mayo packets
Yeast infection
Sugar sardines
Dandruff demons
Nut keepers
elbow crust
dried cum
white blood cell
Mashed potatoes
Marshmallow minions
Yeast demons
dandruff paper
cracka jacks
neanderthal monkey
Copy and paste
Skin stealers
Unoriginal
mockery of humanity
what happened to the original plot of the movie people
lacking of melanin
non pigment
pigment losing creatures
diseased neanderthals
unclothed beasts
white enough to sunburn
wispy clouds
deformed dna
mistakes
mutated beings
lice crawlers
chalk(I love this)
walking ranch
shaved monkeys
default color (omg)
pale faced
drywall
plaster people
walking napkins
mutated vermin
translucent people
shaved rats
mole rats
albino pigs
albino monkey
albino rats
diseased albino monster
not meant to exist
white “people” was just god experimenting
rally of unshaved beasts
decomposing form of humanity
manifest destiny
delusional lice
bobble head white
ashy but you can’t see it
don’t know how to bathe properly
stinky smelly white roaches
cracker monster
ghost walker
monstrous like beings
walking snowflakes
ice walkers
colonizing vultures
white meat
years worth of dirt caked up that you can’t see
untamed beasts
blank paper
invasive species
weeds
air
thin lipped monkeys
saggy white beasts
don’t bathe with a rag
dirty ears
lice invaders
dandruff shakers
sun like monsters
pale freaks
book walking monsters
white blood suckers
albino mosquito
errors
bald by the age of 25
colonizer genes
cop supporters
unreadable chromosomes
producs of incest
Mayor monkeys
all purpose granulated sugar Pillsbury doughboy
salt shaker
papier-mâché people
white paper towels
ice
Betty Crocker
winter wallabies e
freezer burn
blizzard
paper straws
powdered sugar
crest 3-D whitening strips
pillow people
parchment paper
wax figures
popcorn ceiling
micro organism
polar bears l
cream filling
reverse steve
cousin lovers
Mayor monkeys
all purpose granulated sugar Pillsbury doughboy
salt shaker
papier-mâché people
white paper towels
ice
Betty Crocker
winter wallabies
freezer burn
blizzard
paper straws
powdered sugar
crest 3-D whitening strips
pillow people
parchment paper
wax figures
popcorn ceiling
micro organism
polar bears l
cream filling
reverse steve
Culture vultures
Crack substances
Contaminated paper
Corn starch
Go Snow blasted
Ghost Thugs
Cotton I wouldn’t pick
Racist rascals
anthropomorphic hairless cats
Elon Musty
99p vanilla soft serve
ranch raccoons
marshmallow minions
2 week old greek yogurt
goat milk
unwhipped cream
vanilla villains
uncleaned chalkboards
q-tip
grandma’s pubes
fresh tampon
skeletor
frosty the snowman
Glue bottles
Lightbulbs
People of no colour
Cornstarch Corinthians
Bleach flamingos
Ranch rangersCotton pads
Sundown sister
Sun Screen Lotion
Pink Africans
Milk crickets
Elbow Ash
Christopher Columbus stans
Pink African
IPhone light mode
Unflavored Monkey
Vanilla Beast
Coconut Comrade
Frosted Fairies
Home Depot white paint
Albino Lizard
Styrofoam cup
Unedited google doc
Chalk rangers
Cum cookie
Transparent PNG file
Night Lights
Milk cricket
Whitening Toothpaste
Powdered Donut(s)
White Cheddar Popcorn
Lice Leader(s)
Cum Crystal(s)
Chalk Crab(s)
Columbus cadet 🙂
Magic Mayo ppl
ready salted crisps without the mf salt
Cream Cheese Confederates
Bleach Foaming spray
Mystery Airhead
Conquistador
Pasta parasites
Bleach bandit
teabag trespassers
Clammy Klanny
Palm-coloured Patricks
Vanilla Villians
