ICYMI – ‘Frosty The Snowman’ – Not Inclusive Enough

Filtering your world through the absurd has become a fashionable hobby, especially for attendees of Indoctrination U (hundreds of franchise locations nationwide). And sure, some of them are just playing along to keep the mob off their heels, but many of these kids are aiding and abetting.

There’s plenty of evidence on Instagram, TikTok, YouTube, and Snapchat, and … sense, as they say, is no longer common (or perhaps never was), but things have gotten out of hand.

 

Campus Reform’s Logan Dubil interviewed students at the University of Pittsburgh about the fact that the classic tune “Frosty the Snowman” assumes Frosty’s pronouns, and fails to consider the possibility of Frosty choosing to be non-binary or gender non-conforming.

“I haven’t thought of that, but I definitely do agree,” one student said.

Another told Dubil that “saying man versus woman can definitely exclude people.”

 

I’d be curious to hear the non-binary version of a classic Christmas song for kids. Wait, scratch that. I’ve seen what passes for children’s literature. No one could read the lyrics in public, so singing them would get you charged with obscenity. How about this instead?

 

Frosty, the groomer, was an SJW thug
With some porno books and an Ed degree
And some gender-affirming drugs
Frosty, the groomer, is as real as right folks claim
Says she’s white as snow, but the parents know
that he’ll maim their kids someday.

One more point. I think Joe Biden needs to stop saying, “c’mon, man.” It’s not inclusive.

 

 

 

And in case you have to hear it.

 

 

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