Remember that time at Pride Camp when promiscuous gay men spread monkeypox across the western world and parts of Asia? The Medical Industrial Complex failed to transition that into a pandemic as hoped because it didn’t have the hairy legs.
The cure was for gay men to stop boinking each other for three months so existing cases could run their course, and you couldn’t force them to use passports for that. It would be bigoted or something.
With no real potential for abuse by the New World Order, they could only manage a name change. MPOX. I think folks will call it Pride Pox, but that doesn’t explain why the tens of thousands attending Pride Camp didn’t spread COIVD. And if they did, it wasn’t newsworthy. Maybe they did, but they were all vaccinated. That would explain it.
Then there’s the World Cup, after which the most pressing concern – aside from your country losing, if you care – is Camel Flu.
The UK Health Security Agency has urged clinicians to look out for people suffering from a fever and breathing difficulties. …
“MERS can be acquired from close contact with camels or from consuming camel products e.g., unpasteurised camel milk.”
It also warns of “person-to-person transmission” and says that there have already been two cases reported in Qatar this year, both of which had been exposed to camels.
I guess Camel-Riding is popular in Qatar, but according to the Sun, only 2600 cases have been identified in the past ten years across the entire Middle East. That’s 26 a year. But one in three reportedly die from Camel Flu. Oh, and the camels, like the monkeys, don’t seem to mind having the flu named after them. And that’s the thing, right? Identifying the pathogen based on its source. Like Wuhan Flu.
It was discovered in Wuhan, and while they tried to blame wet markets and bats, no one ever suggested calling it Wet Market flu or bat flu. Holy Wet market, batman!
To the Bat Flu!
MERS is still MERS, and if you went to Qatar, it is on a list of eight things you might bring home aside from national pride.
They did manage to slip COVID and MonkeyPox in there, but since it’s Qatar, these are hardly as dangerous as violating the Quran, which will get you into a lot more trouble than anything on this list. I have no reporting on that prevalence, and no one’s decided to amp up World Cup pandemic rhetoric. Possibly because there are Soccer fans, who have something in common with BLM, if you say the wrong thing, they might steal your stuff and burn down your neighborhood.
So, essential safety tips. Watch out for Camel Flu and World Cup Fans. They might be carrying something contagious.
