Now Hiring: Non-Stupid People - Granite Grok

Now Hiring: Non-Stupid People

Now Hiring Non-Stupid People

Having held several jobs that required me to hire, train, or fire people, this seemed like a no-brainer. A sign that says, “Now Hiring Non-Stupid People.” And while the existence of your co-workers might contradict what I’m about to write, that’s usually the goal of everyone who has to hire.

No one wants idiots working for them. They are bad for morale and everything about your business. But you can’t always tell just how stupid someone is until you give them a task -or, more likely, two at once. And speaking of once – once that spot is filled, suffering fools can appear more desirable than looking for new ones.

We’ll train the lad to paraphrase Marine Col. Nathan Jessup from the film ‘A Few Good Men.” But some stupid is too much too soon or too often, and small businesses, in particular, cannot afford to suffer them long.

Such is the case with The Pets Gone Wild Resort. They’ve got animals that need tending, and you can’t be looking at your phone or fooling around, so they got themselves a sign.

Now Hiring Non-Stupid People.

It got a lot of attention – which was the point, and speaking of which, the owner makes several that matter, and he’s happy with the results. But not everyone is happy. Ever.

Make sure you stick around to hear the woman who represents the offended, and let us know what you think.

Length 2 min.

 

 

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