So … five days after Russia invaded Ukraine … with the Russian advance bogged down, or at least not going as smoothly as Western pundits told us it would … and with public opinion having decisively swung in favor of the Ukraine … Sun-King Sununu has boldly stepped into the breach and decreed that his royal total liquor stores stop selling Russian vodka:
Have we ever before seen such personal bravery from any leader? Such inspiring leadership? Such personal sacrifice? Of course NOT! This … the banning of Russian vodka from the royal liquor stores … ranks right up there with the stand of Spartan King Leonidas and The 300 at Thermopylae!
We shouldn’t be surprised, however. The Sun-King … you may remember … changed his twitter-avatar to a masked selfie during COVID. And later that year … while the people of New Hampshire were still being deprived of their civil liberties, under the pretext of fighting COVID … announced a special exemption for BLM to hold protests throughout New Hampshire in the name of St. George Floyd. The Sun-King has never been one not to follow the polling … er, I mean lead resolutely.
The Sun-King should definitely award himself a medal for this measure. I suggest the medal be in the shape of a weather vane.
