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Haadid Nahkil Muhssef

It’s good to start your day with a laugh, so here’s one you can share. A meme, of course, regarding the ‘sale’ of Jeffrey Epstein’s island. The lolita landing zone. A source of heartache and indigestion for many of the elites around the globe who may have visited.

Related: Watch: There’s an “Epstein Didn’t Kill Himself” Float at Mardi Gras

Epstein, as a problem, was addressed not long after his incarceration. This lead to an endless swarm of memes about things like him that didn’t hang themselves.

We love those.

Small consolation, but some morning’s it’s all you need to start the day.

So, meet Haadid Nahkil Muhssef, the new “owner” of Epstein’s Island. Not really. And yes, I have to add that because sharing this on Facebook may result in their Fake-checkers “thinking” we were fooled by a joke and took it seriously.