DNC should stand for Dopey Neurotic Communists. Wait, I guess now it does. And they’ve lost their collective hivemind yet again. This time, over a new conspiracy theory. President Donald Trump is stealing mailboxes to suppress the vote.
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“He’s driving through Democrat neighborhoods at night. Tossing them into the back of a station wagon, cackling like the mad man he is.” That’s Tucker Carlson, whose epic take (below) is ten minutes of your life you’ll want to invest. “With no mailboxes, Democrats will not be able to vote.”
I’m not sure who should be more insulted, but it ought to be Democrats. Your leaders think so little of you that they are happily spreading this absurd notion as if you are all, literally, too stupid to vote using your own mailbox. You know, where they deliver your mail, almost every day. Since, like, forever.
Too dumb.
So, where does that leave us? Well, Joe Biden is in the lead on this if that means anything. Spreading the conspiracy I mean. The guy with the mental agility of a soap dish.
Al Gore, the guy who made Dr. Mann’s Mann-Made hokey stick famous got involved too and the next thing you know, as Tucker outlines below, everyone’s outraged, upset, and concerned. Pelosi wants Congress to reconvene while Democrats from all walks of life retweet the horror story (like Susan Rice) concerned over the wholesale extinction of this American landmark.
Even the NH Union Leader has a headline in Tucker’s segment. New Hampshire! OMG!
So what’s going on? Here’s a hint. Nothing! But that’s not nearly as interesting as how that “nothing” began many years ago under Barack Obama.
Here’s the segment.
