The city that can’t get to sleep (they are so #woke, get it?) has become so dangerous thanks to systemic Left-wing “leadership,” a city councilman from East Fishkill, NY, has issued a travel advisory for anyone headed to New York City. So, like Libya, but downstate!
Burglaries are up 118%, and shootings are up 130%. What are the odds that every other crime vector is on the rise as well after letting most of the criminals out of jail and back onto the street? Excellent odds.
And committing a crime is one of the few things you are allowed to do in Mayor de Blasio’s New York City; just make sure you wear a mask for ‘safety.’
Other acceptable activities include protesting the police, looting, or burning things (no carbon offsets required).
If you must travel there, might we suggest you book a tour with the”Snake” Plissken Travel agency? It’s probably your best chance to Escape From New York after you’ve had your fill with not much being open, and the can’t go anywhere or do anything New York State of Mind.
🚨Due to the rising rate of violence other major crimes in New York City, area residents should exercise increased…
Nice place you wrecked there. Maybe now, someone will finally elect folks who will do something for the people before their politics. Though, I doubt it.