..but never a unicorn? That driver (heh!) out to be thanking their lucky stars that Unicorns explode into foamy colored bits instead of a carcass coming through your windshield.
Oh wait – what’s the penalty for killing a Unicorn out of season?? You know those Govt hunting regulations, right? Is there even a season for Unicorns?
And what’s the penalty for immediately going to the car wash to destroy the evidence?
But will you be smiling and chuckling all the way?
(H/T: Suburban Men)
