Meet Professor Goldilocks – Climate Expert – University of East Anglia

We’ll keep this one short and sweet. I just read a great comment under an article on another blog. The piece showed how the polar vortex, like most things cultishly climate, can adapt to the needs of their unimpeachable hypothesis.

The unassailable experts who, to this point, have gotten everything wrong change the rules and ta-dah! Still wrong. But now it looks better as long as no one bothers to point out the unassailable climate truth they just contradicted.

The comment under the article includes something we’ll have to borrow (recycle) as required. 

The “polar vortex paradox” was thoroughly addressed and debunked a few years ago by Professor Goldie Locks of the Climatic Research Unit, University of East Anglia. Basically the polar vortex occurs when the Earth’s Northern Pole is either “too hot” or “too cold” and ceases to occur when the temperature is “just right”. Climate skeptics ought to familiarize themselves her work, before jumping to conclusions.

Bingo!

We look forward to hearing from Professor Goldilocks and referencing the baby Bear principle in the not too distant future. Not too distant because, according to experts like Professor Goldilocks, we have no future unless we abandoned free-market-capitalism for centrally planned socialism.

As if living in a country of on a planet run entirely by socialists is less torturous than anything mother nature might have planned including (the most likely outcome) nothing new or different now, ten years from now, or a century down the road.

Anon | RCSB

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