After London Bridge Attack the New Hotness is an AR-15 With Narwhal Tusk Attachment - Granite Grok

After London Bridge Attack the New Hotness is an AR-15 With Narwhal Tusk Attachment

AR-15 with Narwhal tusk attachment

A known-wolf terrorist gets out of prison in London on automatic early release. He then attempts more terrorism (knife crimes) but is eventually detained by a fire-extinguisher and a man wielding a Narwhal tusk. It only seems right that we reconsider our self-defense options.

Related: ‘USA Today’ Warns People To Beware Of AR-15 Armed With Chainsaws

Two people were killed (and three others injured) in the attack before bystanders grabbed whatever was available to prevent further injury or death. Given that only criminals have knives on the streets of London anymore, they made do with what was at hand.

The gag is, of course, an extension of the joke inspired by USA Today after a 2017 church shooting in Texas.

 

My first response to the choice of self-defense tools was, ‘don’t you need a license to carry a Narwhal tusk in London?’

The authorities have declared it a terrorist attack but are keeping an open mind as to motive.

Twitchy| Sky News