Nothing say’s it’s all about me like anything involving Barack Obama. So, Elijah Cummings Funeral is no exception. POTUS 44 has 15 minutes to eulogize the former Congressman and used the time to talk about Barack Obama.
He’s the most important person in any room.
The traditional turn of phrase is “the smartest person in any room,” but I think we know the truth. And now so does everyone at Congressman Cummings funeral.
In a 15-minute speech, “Obama referenced himself 30 times, averaging twice per minute. Overall, he used the word ‘I,’ 24 times, ‘me’ 3 times, and ‘my’ another 3 times,” Grabien reported.
“I remember I had the pleasure of meeting Elijah’s mother, Ruth, and she told me she prayed for me every day, and I knew it was true, and I felt better for it,” Obama said. “I was thinking I would want my daughters to know how much I love them, but I would also want them to know that being a strong man includes being kind — a strong man includes being kind,” he said.
Barack Obama!
So smart he bought a 14 million dollar property on Martha’s Vineyard with all sorts of beachfront, right when the seas are prophesied to swallow us up in a few short decades.
He’s smart enough. Got himself elected president. He got awarded a Nobel Peace Prize. He diverted billions of your dollars to donors and cronies with the green energy scam. Got away with plenty of scandals too, mostly, thanks to the media. Maybe not all of them, but we’ll have to wait and see about that.
And when the seas don’t rise, not that they ever would have, maybe Barack will take credit for that too.
