Humor – Location, location, location

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Heh!

You may have heard on the news about a Southern California man who was put under 72-hour psychiatric observation when it was found he owned 100 guns and allegedly had 100,000 rounds of ammunition stored in his home [not shown]. The house also featured a secret escape tunnel. By Southern California standards, someone owning 100,000 rounds is considered “mentally unstable.”

  • In Arizona, he’d be called “an avid gun collector.”
  • In Arkansas, he’d be called “a novice gun collector.”
  • In Utah, he’d be called “moderately well prepared,” but they’d probably reserve judgment until they made sure that he had a corresponding quantity of stored food.”
  • In Kansas, he’d be “A guy down the road you would want to have for a friend.”
  • In Montana, he’d be called “The neighborhood ‘Go-To’ guy.”
  • In Idaho, he’d be called “a likely gubernatorial candidate.”
  • In Georgia, he’d be called “an eligible bachelor.”
  • In North Carolina, Virginia, W.Va., Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Missouri, Wisconsin, Tennessee, Kentucky, Florida and South Carolina he would be called “a deer huntin’ buddy.”

(H/T: The Truth About Guns)

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  • Skip

    Co-founder of GraniteGrok, my concern is around Individual Liberty and Freedom and how the Government is taking that away. As an evangelical Christian and Conservative with small "L" libertarian leanings, my fight is with Progressives forcing a collectivized, secular humanistic future upon us. As a TEA Party activist, citizen journalist, and pundit!, my goal is to use the New Media to advance the radical notions of America's Founders back into our culture.

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