Democrat Party support of the occupy movement has inspired yet another local citizen to redistribute the wealth. While standing in line at the Burger King in the Steeplegate Mall Food Court, an unknown man decided to ‘have it his way’ and redistributed a pair of $180.00 Oakley Sunglasses from atop the undeserving head of some capitalist pig® waiting in line to further pad the profits of the fast-food giant.
A foot chase ensued–(#OccupyAerobics?)– with the Democrat/redistributionist escaping through Sears, across the Mall parking lot, and into the safety of ‘Sherwood Forrest.’
While no press statement has yet been released by either State Democrat Party Chairman Ray Buckley or his propaganda minister Harrel Kirstein, it seems clear how they would have to spin it…
Only in the instance of socialist inspired class warfare riots may destruction and theft occur in the absence of a judicial decision or state statue “legalizing’ the taking of other peoples property. While the State Democrat Peoples Party of New Hampshire supports the goals and ideals of the #Occupy movement, and #Occupy New Hampshire, and will continue to incite class haltered to achieve its socialist goals, to properly redistribute wealth the theft must appear to be the legal will of the people.”
…or something like that.
H/T Union Leader
