Okay, okay…. No more jokes about farmers accidentally burying politicians who protest that they’re not dead (the mistake was made because "You know how them politicians lie").
Instead, here’s one from the Real News: Man bites dog! I’m not sure how to work President Obama, the Republicans, and the political/government/ruling class onto this one, but let your own imagination run free.
The President did say "They talk about me like a dog! So…there must be some deep political truism buried in here…I just can’t figure out what it is.