Why are we worrying about the Gulf Oil Spill, Supreme Court justices who don’t believe in the Constitution, a Justice Department intent on selective enforcement of laws, and a President who may not be an American?
There is a growing emergency on the horizon, as you can see below: The problem is vampires causing car accidents. They’re only in Fruita, Colorado right now, but they travel fast. Hats off to the Denver News for this up-to-date report:
"FRUITA, Colo. — A Fruita woman who crashed her car into a canal Sunday night blamed a vampire for the accident.The woman was driving on a dirt road near Fruita about 11 p.m., when she said she spotted a vampire in the middle of the road and put her car in reverse.When troopers arrived, they found the woman’s car in the canal but could not find the vampire."
Although the vampire that caused the car crash is still on the loose, knowledgeable observers claim that the picture below is typical of what the woman probably saw. And our federal government is ignoring the problem! At the very minimum, this calls for another federal Czar.
Photo credit: Warner Bros.