*Friday Humor (*somewhat adult in nature)

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From a regular reader of the ‘Grok, and one of our usual suppliers of great humor…

Black Bra
 
I  had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged,one is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years.
 
We were chatting  about our relationships and decided to amaze our men by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here’s how it all  went.
 
My engaged friend: The other night when  my boyfriend came over he found me with a black  leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw  me and said,  ‘You are the woman of my dreams.  I love you.’ Then we made love all night long.

The mistress: Me too! The other  night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels and mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When  I  opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we  had wild sex all night.
 
Then I had to share my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he  came in the door and saw me he said,
 
‘What’s for dinner, Batman?

H/T: Sue
 

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