Stop the presses!

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Blue moon? Check.
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"Is that pig poop on your car?" Yeah– damn things. Ever since they started to fly, I’m wallowing in it… Flying pigs. Check.
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Hey did you catch the weather on "GlobalWarming Induced Storm Panic Center" on News TV 99 this morning? Can you imagine? 27 degrees in Hell! It figures. The SUV my wife drives made the CO2 stuff that made the earth warm that makes the weather crazy, and now hell freezes over. What’s next?

Who knows– maybe NH’s Governor Lynch, ("Governor Do Nothing", as I like to call him) will actually make a decision!

"No way!" Well, it might be the time of pigs flying under a blue moon over frozen hell because NH’s loveable governor has, according to Thursday’s Union Leader, expressed
reservations about [the NH House-passed civil union] bill to give formal rights to homosexual couples.
Can you believe it? Well, slow down, because, as you might have guessed, he hasn’t quite made up his mind yet. (Translation: found  a politically safe loophole or other expedient way to avoid getting pinned down). Again, from Thursday’s Union Leader, says Lynch:
"I think it’s more complicated than some may think, in terms of what the impact is on many other statutes…"
Says the UL piece
Lynch said he has not yet had an in-depth discussion with lawmakers. "I will weigh in on the bill once I make up my mind on it."
False alarm. It sounds like he hasn’t made a decision. Come on Governor. You can do better than that. How about, if nothing else helps, sticking your spit-moistened finger to the wind. Isn’t that what you usually do?
  

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