"Lighten up, Francis!" -What movie and who said it? Post answer in comment section below. Anyway, here’s a joke (which is probably only new to me, but, what the hey…) to lighten things up (temporarily) going into the weekend, where here in Central New Hampshire, summer’s back for a brief last hurrah and the streets and the Dunkin Donuts shops are clogged with Nascar crews and fans for the first week of the 10 race chase for the Nextel cup…
Redneck Humor
A Kentucky couple, both true rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband "fixed". The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision; why after nine children, would they choose to do this.
The husband replied that they had read in a recent article that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish…
