The Appalling Press (AP) interviewed Bugs Bunny yesterday about his cousin Big Bad Bunny! After reminding everyone that no one gets to choose their relatives, the World’s funniest and most famous bunny said, “ Looked to my bunny eyes that Big Bad Bunny forgot his ears and his bunny tail.” My cousin, Big Bad Bunny, flipped, flopped, floundered, and hopped into the dustbin of History.
As for Roger Goodell, if his goal is to destroy the NFL, he is doing a sparkling job. If the owners of the National Football League have anything left upstairs (formerly known as common sense), Roger Goodell should be terminated. The Goodell- Big Bunny partnership is a flipping, flopping failure. The public has had enough Big Bunny Baloney. Fire Roger Goodell and make the NFL, not to mention Football, Great Again!
The Bugs said in a Churchillian comment: “ What kind of Wabbit Was That! No ears, no tail.”
The Easter Bunny had no comment!
