Here’s a dating app for you. It’s called Hater. It operates under the premise that people who hate the same things are more likely to form a strong bond. So much for NOH8, right, because dollars to doughnuts says the overwhelming majority of users are probably those enlightened, progressive, hate-filled inclusive diversity morons who preach a life without hate. The ones who increasingly find that pouring milk into a bowl of cereal is too much work.
Yeah, them.
Hater asks people to give their thoughts on a wide range of things so it can work its dark magic. In doing so, it has collected a glimpse of what the app’s users in each state “hate the most.”
Most of Massachusetts hate Eli Manning while the Cape and the Islands hate Middle America. Mainers hate ‘Boys Night,’ Vermont “hates waiting in line,” and in New Hampshire, they hate God the most.
Given that the Granite State is about as Godless a place as you’ll find in America, that doesn’t surprise me.
