Some clever minx tweaked the universe for our amusement after Joe Biden fell off his bicycle. The location, near his home in Rehoboth Beach, very briefly had a map dot labeled “Brandon Falls.”
And yes, you read that right. After years of climate fearmongering about sea-level rise, the Bidens, in 2017, purchased beachfront property. Shoreline. Ocean view. Doomed!!!
“Throughout our careers, Jill and I have dreamed of being able to buy a place at the beach at home where we can bring the whole family. We feel very lucky that we’re now able to make that happen and are looking forward to spending time with our family in the place that matters most to us in the world,” Biden wrote in a statement.
Beachfront!!!
Listed at 9.4 million in 2017 when they bought it, it is a far cry from Barry’s beachfront mansion on Martha’s Vinyard, but hey, hypocrisy has no price tag, so whatever, yes?
And while Google fixed the map dot, I think we should keep calling it Brandon Falls.
