As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, “If I’m going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman.”
She removes all her clothing and asks, “Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?”
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says,
“Here, iron this!”.
(H/T: The Youngest who adds: “Don’t get offended ladies, it’s just a joke”. But we all know, some PC driven, grievance mongering nitwit will. Go ahead, let us have some more fun.)
