Melissa Click, Click, Boom! - Granite Grok

Melissa Click, Click, Boom!

Melissa Click - Mizzou
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The most recent anti-speech wicked witch of the Midwest, Melissa Click, is back in the news. The Mizzou Martyr. She of the ‘bring me some muscle’ fame. The professor was fired for her antics; a termination she now claims is the result of racial politics.

“This is all about racial politics,” she told The Chronicle of Higher Education in an interview published Sunday. “I’m a white lady. I’m an easy target.”

She should try being a white man on a college campus. Go ahead. I’m sure they’ll still let you use the ladies-room. And maybe you’ll ‘see’ a poop-swastika and you can start another protest.

The “white lady” was recorded committing what is technically assault and battery against a student reporter. More importantly, she attempted to infringe on his first amendment rights, and freedom of the press, with intimidating threats of real physical force by summoning others to remove him. All to control the narrative at an engineered protest over a fabricated slight.

Her bewilderment, however, is real, as she struggles to understand who or what could be to blame for the circumstance she finds herself in. In the real world we’re all laughing and shaking our heads, but she’s not from our world. She’s from an unstable planet called Campus Snowflake. And she is convinced that she is blameless.

It has to be someone else’s fault.

 

And for those who saw the title and now must hear the song…

Saliva – Click, Click, Boom.

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