Soon to be former congressperchild (can’t use ‘man’ or ‘son’ that would be sexist) Carol Shea-Porter, had an opportunity to vote for the Keystone XL pipeline this past week.
She was not one of the 31 House Democrats to reach across the aisle in search of a solution to create jobs or lower energy prices. She voted against it.
But how else could she vote? Canadaphobe Shea-Porter is on the record opposing affordable energy from our neighbors to the north. Oh, And then there are the Koch bros™, that mystical evil that hides under every left-wingers bed.
LEFT WINGER: “I woke up from a terrible dream where free markets created profits that supported charities, increased private investment, added jobs, and raised wages without the divine hand of the government”
DNC NARRATIVE HOMUNCULUS IN LEFT WINGERS BED: whispered/ “Blame the Koch Bros.”
CUE DRAMATIC CRECENDO
All of the Above, across the aisle, “New Hampshire First” Senator Jeanne Shaheen will have an opportunity to vote on this bill Tuesday.
Can you guess what her DNC Narrative Homunculus will tell her to do?
