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Elvis, Osama bin Laden, and Jim Morrison Walk Into A Baskin Robbins….

With the body unseen and mysteriously trapped in the briny-deep with Davey achmend Muhammad al Jones, Osama will achieve divine status. He will begin emerging in the half light of dawn and dusk to inspire the faithful. His hand will appear to grace the crowns of new born babies fresh from Burkah concealed wombs. He’ll even get spotted walking out of the Baskin-Robbins at 42 Mulberry in Downtown Manhattan, teasing his taste-buds with a frosty-looking Mocha Almond fudge, with Jim Morrison, Tupac, and Elvis in tow.

SIlence! I kill You! – Osama Dead Laden Roundup

Ding-Dong Osama’s Dead…(you can do the rest.) The net-sphere’s are of course buzzing with the news. Osama Bin Laden, the guy with the grudge, is fetching his 72 virgins as we speak, and there is so much being said that I decided to curate some of that for you here