The idea of sex and gender are toxic. Progressives, public schools, and pedophiles all think they know what is best for your kids. And if Moms and Dads are not to be held responsible as caregivers, why do we need Mother’s Day and Father’s Day? Maybe just opt out.
And we don’t mean not sending a card or a gift. How about just never mind?
In a viral thread posted Sunday, Twitter account Arizona Informer posted more than a dozen screenshots from businesses sending Mother’s Day opt-out offers, noting the similar language used in the emails and equating the trend with anti-family activism.
“Something very strange is happening with Big Corporations,” Arizona Informer captioned the thread. “Out of nowhere, [Kroger]-owned [Fry’s Food Store], [Kay Jewelers], [Hallmark], and now [DoorDash] have all sent ‘Opt out of #MothersDay‘ emails to their customer base.”
“This is not organic,” the account charged. “This reeks of anti-family activists.”
If you are sensitive to terms like mother and father, you can’t possibly have any reason to celebrate those people. And they can’t just delete the junk or spam or whatever it is solicited or otherwise. How about we offer you an opportunity to opt out of reality – wait, you already did that.
Moving forward, marketers and card companies have an opportunity. Happy Birthing Parent’s Day! Or, better yet, since this is where it is all leading. Thank the Government Day – which we could celebrate on April 15th!
The IRS could add a check box at the end of the return next to the “Would you like to donate 3$” that says, “Send a gift on Thank The Government Day.” As if doing your patriotic duty™ with the Department of Internal Revenue is not enough of a thank you for another year of non-stop fear, intimidation, waste fraud, and abuse.
This will, of course, be incredibly ineffective. Most of the people who would thank the government are on welfare, food stamps, expanded Medicaid/medicare, and all of that. If they do file, it’s paper pushing to keep the peeps on the rails and a way to launder more money into this more-government constituency. Who, it seems likely, will not be parting with anything they have left, so no thank you on the thank you.
Voting for more free stuff will have to be enough.