While Anheuser Busch hasn’t felt the Bud Light Boycott in any meaningful “financial way” (yet), the anecdotal evidence that sales of that brand are down continues to pile up. And that shouldn’t upset anyone on any spectrum, after all – as the saying goes – “be you!”
If someone can identify as male one minute and female the next, presenting as a non-bud drinker at will shouldn’t be an issue. But it is, at least for the Left. Bud customers are annoyed at the indifference to their values, and many have sworn off the piss water. They are saying, why couldn’t you stay out of politics? And that’s the message. Just make beer. But to the Left, everything is political, and it might make sense to take a few for the team in the name of – in this case – a flighty transvestite prancing about as some absurd caricature of a modern woman.
Does that mean (gulp) drinking Bud Light?
No self-disrespecting Liberal of means would sully their palate with that swill, even in defense of cultural Marxism, but some people somewhere need to do something. What might that something be?
The Biden Administration has been buying “doses” of drugs it alleges will address the ongoing global COVID conflict. They paid Pfizer for truckloads of doses of an injectable that both the FDA and Pfizer knew didn’t do any of the things advertised. The Biden administration purchased millions of doses of Paxlovid which transitions you from symptomatic flu to asymptomatic superspreader – with good odds of a relapse. Why not do the tranny fluid a solid.
The FDA could announce that Bud Light has been awarded Emergency Use Authorization as the next COVID “booster” because someone in the West Wing’s ministry of meaningless “pharmaceutical stockpiling” will have already ordered a few hundred million “doses.” It’s parked at an IRS black-site next to the mRNA, and all that Paxlovid taxpayers ‘bought’ that no one wants, and Big Pharma refuses to refund.
The money has been laundered. No backsies.
But no worries. The refrigerated trucks are powered by recycled bullish!t, and hey, Team Biden’s got free beer. They can hand them out to the five or six staffers forced to show up at his “rallies” as “supporters. Staffers always get crap jobs, so deal with it. But no making faces in front of cameras or spitting out the “booster,” where someone will see.
The optics would be bad.
But look on the Light side, Bud. This booster is much less likely to kill you, even if you go for two in the same sitting.
Editor note: As Always, please “boost” responsibly.
