A few days ago, Auntie Vaquser remarked on the “suicide” death of former Clinton Crime Family Associate Mark Middleton. A day or so later, the County Sheriff issued updated details, including a claim that a gun was located at the scene where none was previously found.
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Middleton allegedly moved a bench under a branch, tied his electrical cord noose, put it around his neck, pointed the shotgun at his chest, and pulled the trigger. The noose was back-up to make sure he died. Another rouge satellite, once in the Clinton orbit that, needed to be dead-dead. But this is odd. According to the Sheriff, the shotgun was found 30 feet away, propelled there from the resulting recoil.
Thirty feet is quite the distance. I am not convinced it could travel that far under the best conditions if it fired itself -with no obstructions (picture a smooth, greased downward slope) after freeing itself from whichever digit “Mark” used to pull the trigger. Any entanglement would make ten feet a stretch unless his killer dropped it there.
No ballistics, and if only common sense can refute the notion, this will be the story people are expected to tell their children one day.
Remember that fellah who worked for Governor – sorry – President Clinton. He knew all about Jeffrey Epstein and the White House visits, some of those Lolita express flights to pedophile-fantasy-island (de plane! de plane!), and probably a lot of other Clintonian business—that guy. Well, right after we got word that the flight logs were going public, he shot himself off a park bench with a shotgun with an extension core noose wrapped around his neck. And wouldn’t you know, that firearm flew thirty feet away into some ground cover and hid so good the police couldn’t find it until someone told them they’d better?
Swear to god!
Maybe Mark died of COVID. Having failed to get his bivalent booster, the trauma of putting “the community” at risk drove him to commit self-inflicted shotgun strangulation.
Whoever does the autopsy should be able to see that from thirty feet away.