Stop the Presses! – mRNA Vaccines May Make Botox Less Effective!

For those out there trying to keep up with the Kardashians, new research suggests it could be more difficult if you are one of the  269 million Americans who got one or more of the mRNA Jabs and lived to tell the tale.

 

 The mean (SD) interval between [Botulinum toxin type A] BTA injections before completing COVID-19 vaccination was estimated at 118.64 (22.73) days (range, 90–200 days), whereas the same interval after getting vaccinated was 95.95 (12.24) days (range, 75–120 days). The average interval between BTA injections was significantly shorter after getting vaccinated as compared to the interval prior to the beginning of the vaccination campaign (p < 0.001).

 

Injecting the neurotoxin produced by Clostridium botulinum to tighten up a facial feature needs to happen with more frequency post Jab than Pre-Jab.

The Study authors note that additional research is required (which means someone needs to fund it). Maybe Kris, Kourtney, Kim, or Khloé, can toss them a few bucks to dig a little deeper. It could be an entire story arc for their reality Television empire.

They could call it Keeping up with the “Klostridium” botulinum or something.

 

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