Move over murder hornets. The next end times plague is upon us. Venomous hairy caterpillars have been spotted in Virginia.
Measuring less than 2 inches, the creepy crawlies feed on shade trees such as elm, oak and sycamore and are usually found in Southern states, going up north to Maryland and west to Texas. …
“The ‘hairs’ of this caterpillar are actually venomous spines that cause a painful reaction if touched,” the agency wrote on Facebook.
The Cousin Itt-like critters’ venomous spines can cause symptoms including intense pain, itchy rashes, nausea and vomiting when touched or brushed up against, according to the University of Michigan.
And yes, remarks have been made about how it can look like Donald Trump’s hair, which is only venomous to Leftists, Marxists, Socialists, Communists, Globalists, and their water carriers.
To everyone else the Trump brings prosperity and opportunity.
And they hate him for that.