Inbox Funny: Robot Bartender - Granite Grok

Inbox Funny: Robot Bartender

smirking-trumpFound this today in my inbox. Thought I’d share. Kind of sums up my thinking.

A man goes into a bar in NYC where there’s a robot bartender. The robot asks, “What will you have?” The guy replies “Whiskey.” The robot brings back his drink and asks “What’s your IQ?” The guy says “168.” The robot continues to talk about physics, space exploration, and medical technology.

After the guy leaves and the more he thinks about it, the more curious he gets, so he decides to go back. The robot asks “What’s your drink?” The guy answers “Whiskey.” The robot returns with his drink and asks “What’s your IQ?” The man replies “100.” The robot talks about Nascar, Budweiser, the Yankees, Mets, and Knicks. The man finishes his drink, leaves, but is so interested in his “experiment” that he decides to try again.

He enters the bar and as usual, the robot asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies “Whiskey.” The robot brings his drink and asks “What’s your IQ?” The man answers “50.” The robot leans in real close and asks, “So, are you people still unhappy Hillary didn’t get in?”

Kind of on point, don’t ya think?