Nuke The Infidel Cows

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cow-fart-cartoonFile Under Cow Fart. Because: California!

Nine days ago I shared news on the legislative leap that brings us to today’s landmark reporting. Gov. Jerry Brown has signed the cow fart legislation into law. Cowfartifornia is going to do everything in its power to reduce cow farts in the name of saving the earth.

Here’s another neat little tidbit. It is a priority of the Obama Administration to regulate cow farts through the EPA. It’s right up there with destabilizing the Middle East (check) and aiding and abetting a Nuclear Iran (check). Regulating cow farts from sea to rising sea could be the Triple Crown of the Obama Presidency.

Watch for popular bumper stickers in Iran: “Nuke the Infidel Cows.”

 

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  • Steve MacDonald

    Steve is a long-time New Hampshire resident, an award-winning blogger, and a member of the Board of Directors of The 603 Alliance and the National Heritage Center for Constitutional Studies. He is the owner of Grok Media LLC and the Managing Editor, Executive Editor, assistant editor, Editor, content curator, and more (yes, there's more) at GraniteGrok.com. Steve is also a former board member of the Republican Liberty Caucus of New Hampshire, the Republican Volunteer Coalition, and has worked for or with many state and local campaigns and grassroots groups, and is a past contributor to the Franklin Center for Public Policy.

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