Zimbabwe Park May have to Shoot 200 Lions Because – Cecil!

AP Photo/Ann Heisenfelt
AP Photo/Ann Heisenfelt

One dentist shoots one lion. Animal rights cry-babies go on the war path. This intimidates other big game hunters, preventing them from travelling to Zimbabwe to hunt lions for fear of negative publicity. The lion population explodes. More lions start eating more of everything. To preserve all the other species sharing the “preserve” Park officials need to get rid of about 200 lions. But there are not that many places in the world for even a few lions where they wont encounter people or get killed by existing prides. The Park may have to shoot and kill 200 lions.

Animal rights math is a lot like Common Core math…it’s all about how it makes you feel. So. How does that math make you feel, Piers Morgan, Mia Farrow, Debra Messing, Kristen Davis, American Airlines, Delta Airlines, United Airlines, and even Newt Gingrich etc..?

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