…at any moment now we should see outraged liberals unleash an avalanche of legislation at the state and federal level placing restrictions on heel length, how many sets of shoes you can own, nights out, boyfriends, arguments, drinking, and while we’re at it, the month of June.
HOUSTON (Reuters) — A Texas jury found a woman guilty on Tuesday of beating her boyfriend to death with a 5-1/2-inch spikeheeled stiletto shoe during an argument after a night out drinking in June. Prosecutors said Ana Trujillo, 45, stabbed University of Houston professor Stefan Andersson, 59, about two dozen times in the face and head with the shoe.
Wait….
Lawyers for the woman had said she acted in selfdefense against an alcohol-fueled assault.
Better limit alcohol-fuel as well.
And how long before Wendy Davis stands up for post mid-life crisis, alcohol fueled, abortion of a college professor with a Stiletto? He was getting old. Could have a become a burden to the system at any moment.
Molon Labe!
(Yes, I am expecting humorless, sarcasm-deficient left-wing outrage in three…two….one….)
