Global Warming DOES Cause Global Cooling…or Something.

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To date, October-March temperatures are the coldest since 1899 – but they will rise some before the end of the month – and may pass 1912. 77% of the US has been below normal temperature since October 1.

US October to March temp Global warming does cause global cooling. It also grows hair, eliminates toenail fungus, It is The New Black, gets rid of those dirty rings, cures obesity, balances the budget….(wait, it doesn’t balance the budget), revives your Norwegian Blue, Gets Milk, Just Does it, it IS the next JFK, Flicks your BIC, always has some Grey Poupon, is a better neighbor than State Farm, and comes in more than 57 flavors.

Or something.

H/T Reader Scott McGrath

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  • Steve MacDonald

    Steve is a long-time New Hampshire resident, award-winning blogger, and a member of the Board of Directors of The 603 Alliance. He is the owner of Grok Media LLC and the Managing Editor, Executive Editor, assistant editor, Editor, content curator, complaint department, Op-ed editor, gatekeeper (most likely to miss typos because he has no editor), and contributor at GraniteGrok.com. Steve is also a former board member of the Republican Liberty Caucus of New Hampshire, The Republican Volunteer Coalition, has worked for or with many state and local campaigns and grassroots groups, and is a past contributor to the Franklin Center for Public Policy.

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