Learn to translate OBAMANESE!
“For example,”… “when you piece together all of President Obama’s statements on the NSA’s domestic spying program, from ‘I didn’t know the extent of it,’ to ‘I had been informed there was a program in place,’ to ‘it was conveyed to me that the previous administration had started this program,’ to ‘We will do everything to ensure no American’s rights have been violated,’… it all adds up to this ultimate translation: ‘I knew of the (NSA’s) practice of spying on as many Americans’ electronic communications as possible. I expanded that practice as much as I could. I, your president, may use the information collected via that program to target my political enemies if I wish. And for all those who don’t like that: go f**k yourselves!’ …But that’s just one example of the Obamanese translations we’ve discovered. To learn all of the rest we urge everyone to order their edition of ‘Rosetta Stone: Obamanese’ as soon as they can.”
Read the whle thing at “Duh Progressive”
H/T John Diefenbach
