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The Republican Party’s Great Conservative

"And then I told 'em 'I'm the real conservative in this race and I'll fight everything Chuck Shumer stands for!'" (Photo: Reuters)
“And then I said ‘I’m a conservative Republican. If you send me to Washington I’ll fight for you against socialists like Chuck Shumer and his Democrat friends.’  It worked like a charm! The rubes ate it up!”    (Photo: Reuters; h/t today’s Wall Street Journal)